ALL BLAME DA COOKIE!!!!

BLAME DA COOKIE!!!!

here is the somewhat useless page that we all blame cookie on. if you find somthing annoying  its very calming to balme cookie for it its like dumping a load of trash (the thing you find annoying) andthrowing it on someone else and even if it is a bit evil we all like the felling really even more so when it’s lil she’s been blamed for everything  from gettting old to toothpaste and this is’nt bulling or anything stupid like that she really doesnt mind.

101  things to blame lil for!

1. that cheesecake is small
2. that strawbs has left
3. that the world goes round
4. that popcorn cant do backflips
5. that muffin is allergic to nuts
6. graffiti
7. cliff richards exists
8. that people wear socks and sandles
9. popcorn and cookie herself have to to wait ages for their test results
10. GRUMP GRANDADS!!!!
11. bleeping tamagotchis
12. you have to eat cabbage it is good for u!
13. those kittens are so patronisingly cute bute are evil for eating da cookie!!!
14. 
15. I’m a COOKIE!!!
16. mustard
17. englads weather
18. being short
19. terminator (the film)
20. die hard (the film)
21. banana peel
22. spellings
23. homework
24. salad
25. boys being pains in the back side
26. peanuts
27. chicken nuggets
28. math
29. people like paris hilton
30. cheesy people on big brother
31. ikea and raspberry village (the most borin shops in the world)
32. having to think of more things to blame her for
33. punctuation
34. hairless dogs and cats
35. earwax
36. armpit hair
37. hairy legs
38. awful jokes
39. banana smoothie
40. chopsticks
41. curry
42. evil head teachers (aka mrs beardsworth)
43. tomato juice
44. OOglies
45. tinned pineapple chunks (fresh is so much better)
46. fish
47. mini skirts
48. gok wan
49. cola bubblegum
50. swearing in songs
51. chalk screeching on a blackboard
52. double PE
53. boasting all the time
54. dog poo
55. shouting “she’s behind you” at a panto
56. dad dancing
57. ballet
58. men who snore real loud
59. crazy frog
60. chicken chowmain
61. lulabies
62. cabbage patch kids
63. cola hats
64. wrapping paper
65. dried banana slices
66. bad violin playing
67. french cheese
68. acorns
69. helium
70. having to somtimes find other things to do other than blame cookie
71. yellow
72. peanuts
73. simon cowell
74. the number 13
75. sickly sweets
76. stamina
77. spikey things
78. frog pie
79. american words like popsickle
80. the name zacory
81. raspberry village (the shop)
82. dick and dom
83. old people who are grumpy
84. raisins
85. the book weefree men (soooooo rubbish)
86. being ill all week (like i am this day not sure what date)
87. crummy webcam veiw
88. goonies (the film)
89. mrs turner
90. spatulas
91. gorrila hair sticking to you sofa
92. running out of ideas on what to put
93. the saying “opposites attract”
94. when you are on compare the eerakt and it kepps going to compare the market 
95. fake jellybelly beans
96. dog plop
97. hats
98. having to say sorry
99. jade hanner
100. dafodils
101. FINALLY FINISHED the last thing i blame da cookie for is  banana and coconut cookies (yuk)                                  adious amigos!!!